Anonymous said: Ahh I'm out of the loop, what is this zoo fic?
Something Alex dared me to write that has grown a mind of it’s own. D:
Anonymous said: Hi! Could you link me to the "one night stand before the first day of your new job" fic? Thanks in advance.
a haiku about football:
this sport is the worst
i hate all of you assholes
can’t wait for next time
Lord help me I’m about to get sucked into this book of Camus essays I bought today. I wanted to write some more of the Zoo fic.
"The snakes are far too precious to throw away on law enforcement."
"I like how you lump yourself in with us."
"Perhaps this time I’m on the side of angels."
Watson turns away, her face a blank mask. “You want something from this, I don’t know what it is, but you do want something.”
Jamie wants everything from this, but it is not her job to tell Watson these things. Watson has the mind for it; she can figure it out on her own. She says nothing for a long time, a shiver caught up in her spine. Perhaps it is easier to just forget this whole conversation ever took place.
if genitals don’t touch/aren’t touched in your fic, you had better not rate it anything higher than PG-13/Teen. R for violence my fucking ass. You’re not the MPAA, this isn’t a movie. if I walk into your R-rated fic and all they do is kiss a little, I’m going to curse your crops and come for your children like a fucking thief in the goddamn night.